U.N. Alien Ambassador

We should rename the United Nations to Universal Nutcases. I learned the other day that the U.N. had named an Alien Ambassador to greet extraterrestrials when (if) they visit planet earth. The identity of the recipient of this dubious designation wasn't something I was inclined to uncover. However, thanks to this mornings Washington Post, we can all rest easier to know that brave person who will be the first to encounter E.T. will be an astrophysicist from Malaysia by the name of Mazlan Othman. He is head of the Universal Nutcases Office for Outer Space Affairs. Yes, the U. N. actually does have such an office and such an official. Evidently not satisfied with raping the riches of every developed country on Planet Earth, the U.N. has put itself in place to be ready to start acquiring the wealth and resources of any extraterrestrial that may be unwise or naive enough to make itself known. I didn't see the movie Avatar, don't really care to from what I've read about it; it's purported to show the United States as being the villian victimizing a peaceful people. The reality is, it's the United Nations that is making developed, resourceful countries pay thru the nose. I wonder what will happen if the visitors from outer space arrive anywhere except Malaysia? I can just see them setting their spacecraft down in Washington DC and saying "Take us to your Reader".
Aliens, beware.

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